The Ten Commandments of Addiction

  1. Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.
  2. Thou shalt honor me before thy father and mother.
  3. Thou shalt not question me.
  4. Thou shalt suspect everyone but me.
  5. Thou shalt kill any who threaten me.
  6. Thou shalt set aside time to worship me.
  7. Thou shalt make large financial offerings to me.
  8. Thou shalt sacrifice thy children to me.
  9. Thou shalt seek forgiveness only through me.
10. Thou shalt not ever forget me.

Samuel A. Trumbore


 



Words of Wisdom

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